45 posts tagged “life”

This one is good from FFO

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..

 

 

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

 

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

 

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

Let us see who is in love....



IT'S TRUE!!!!

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......

God created the donkey


and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Somebody sent this to me.. I thought this one is good...

Once lived a dog named 'Pug' ,  a Hutch dog. 
His life was so happy when he was a kid... 


Playing..... ..Laughing. .....Sleeping. .....


He grew up...

One fine day he got a job in a company..
In...


He became so famous...


He was asked to follow a small boy where ever he goes...




He was seen everywhere.. .



on websites....



Roadside hoardings... desktops... etc...


One fine day...
A new company takes over the old....
Pug is panicked.. in a nail biting situation!!! !





It's been decided...
&
Pug was sent off...



-- The End--


Moral: Never love your company, love your job, you never know when your company stops loving you.

If a barber makes a mistake,



If a driver makes a mistake,

It is a
New path

If aN engineer makes a mistake,


If parents makes a mistake,



If a politician makes a mistake,



If a scientist makes a mistake,



If a tailor makes a mistake,



If a teacher makes a mistake ,


If our boss makes a mistake,

It is a
New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a
  Mistake Only

Hi All,

The Benefits obtained from the tips below are an enjoyable day, good appetite, complete digestion, feeling fine all time; high energy levels, de-stressed day and good precious deep sleep every night.

Health - Important Tips


Answer the phone by
LEFT ear


Do not drink coffee TWICE a day


Do not take pills with COOL water


Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm


Reduce the amount of TEA you consume


Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume


Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night


Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS


Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time


Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning


Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping


When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times


Forward this to those whom you CARE about

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

" We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after. "

have a history teacher explain this--if they can....


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.





Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and hi s assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!